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Total Medals Earned: 218 (From 80 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,065 Points

Coca VS Peter the Ant

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/355 points)

Free Medal 5 Points

A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!

Game Sucks.. I'm Gonna Jerk Off 5 Points

Die

Feeling Convenient 25 Points

Survive the cult follower attacks

Whatever Must Be Done For Our Savior 100 Points

Kill the cult leader

GET REKT PETER! 10 Points

Kill Peter the Ant

Op Op Op Op.. OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! 100 Points

Finish the Game!!

Pro Shotgun User DX 100 Points

Win the game without getting hit once

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Crimp Kicker

Medals Earned: 10/16 (100/160 points)

Crimp Cleanup 10 Points

Kick your first Crimp

BRB 10 Points

Pause the game

Whoops 10 Points

Restart a level

Newgrounds Office 10 Points

Clean the Newgrounds Office

Newgrounds Basement 10 Points

Clean the Newgrounds Basement

Tom Fulp's Living Room 10 Points

Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room

Pub Castañon 10 Points

Clean Pub Castañon

Soup 10 Points

Soup

Ranch Ramirez 10 Points

Clean Ranch Ramirez

Junkyard 10 Points

Clean the Junkyard

Thank You 10 Points

Check the credits

Fuck You 10 Points

Kill someone in the credits menu

HELL 10 Points

Clean HELL

Space 10 Points

Clean Space

Newgrounds Portal 10 Points

Clean the Newgrounds Portal

Woohoo 10 Points

Complete the game

Damage Per Second

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Maximum DPS 25 Points

Buy all upgrades

Danger Creek

Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/90 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill 1 enemy

Participation award 5 Points

Open the game

Stepford Miracle 10 Points

Witness a Stepford miracle

KILL! 5 Points

kill 100 enemies

KILL2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 10 Points

Kill 500 enemies

ULTRAKILL 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

Blub 5 Points

Blub

SOLSTICE 5 Points

Succeeded in firing a sol beam

Community Service 10 Points

Kill Racist Sr.

epic pig 5 Points

this game done put pig physics innit

Funny bird 5 Points

see it.

Dead Fish Clicker

Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)

10 Maggots 5 Points

not that impressive but good start ig...

100 Maggots 10 Points

Okay, that's kinda cool

1,000 Maggots 25 Points

woah.

10,000 Maggots 50 Points

Good job :-)

100,000 Maggots 100 Points

I love you.

Deal with Putin

Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/60 points)

Crushed 5 Points

There go my hopes and dreams.

One Shot, One Kill 5 Points

Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.

25 Kill Streak 5 Points

Tactical nuke, incoming!

The Diplomatic Option 5 Points

The pen is mightier than the sword!

Urine Trouble 5 Points

Better go see a doctor!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dice Catcher

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

DodgeDotDodge

Medals Earned: 4/6 (150/350 points)

30 25 Points

Survive 30 seconds

60 25 Points

Survive 60 seconds

120 50 Points

Survive 120 seconds

90 50 Points

Survive 90 seconds

150 100 Points

Survive 150 seconds

180 100 Points

Survive 180 seconds

Dynacore

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)

Unbiased 5 Points

Use an arrow trap against your enemies

Hacked 25 Points

Defeat the Level 1 Boss

The Flood 25 Points

Defeat the Level 2 Boss

Strange Substance 25 Points

Defeat the Level 3 Boss

Visionary 50 Points

Defeat the Final Boss

Without a scratch 100 Points

Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage

Cool and Crisp 10 Points

Freeze an enemy

Earthquake 10 Points

Kill an enemy using a jumppad

3Easy5Me 10 Points

Clear a challenge room

Isolated 25 Points

Find a secret room

Duck Lover 25 Points

Have two or more Ducks on you at a time

Little Army 25 Points

Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time

Rough Touch 10 Points

Finish off a boss using the thorns item

Fully Equipped 50 Points

Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time

Hard Reset 25 Points

Revive yourself two times in one run

Giving Up 5 Points

Take the Die-Instantly Pill

High Roller 10 Points

Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket

Disposable Income 5 Points

Pay off a stone block

Mitosis 10 Points

Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook

That's how I lost my Medical License 10 Points

Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw

The Beach Ball 5 Points

Commit the most evil crime possible

Generous 10 Points

Buy out a store

Pay with your blood! 10 Points

Use the Apple of Desperation

The Long Game 50 Points

Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on

Was it really worth it? 10 Points

Rob a store

Tradition 25 Points

Finish Level 1 without picking up any items

Wealth 25 Points

Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time

Greed 25 Points

Finish a run without having spent your money once

Progress (...?) 50 Points

Make if off the planet you've been stranded on

Legend 50 Points

Unlock every achievement

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 3/100 (15/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.